Miss Utah USA Gives Worst Pageant Answer Since Miss South Carolina -
Judge #3: A recent report shows that in 40% of American families with children, women are the primary earners yet they continue to earn less than men. What does this say about society?
Miss Utah: I think we can relate this back to education and how we are… continuing to try to strive to… figure out how to create jobs right now. That is the biggest problem. And I think especially the men are um, seen as the leaders of this and so we need to try to figure out how to create education better so that we can solve this problem. Thank you.
I agree, Utah. We need to figure out how to create education better so that we can… continue to strive to…. explain why women are paid less than men when they work as much as men and they work as efficiently as them. But let’s ask them where the fuck the jobs are right?! Wait, honey. I got it. In order to stimulate jobs, let’s contract the men who are not earning as much household income as their wives to create the jobs! Because they! are! the leaders! of! this!
Thank you, Utah. Thank you, sweetie.
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