Hi you’ve reached Lynn Burgess. At the tone, please leave me a message and...– My mom’s voicemail message
You’re just a scared little femme who can’t poop in public.– Kirstin
descamisados: i found a sketchbook from when i was 12 that is empty except for where I wrote “I do things that are against the rules”
morguemusic: “Hos Mig Igen” (ft. Coco O) (Xander...
I Made a Music Blog... Again →
Sorry. I’m gay I need outlets. This time I’m posting links to download the songs.
I want to be retarded with intelligence
I can do what I want because I have a high IQ Almost autistic Fuck my holes
Ben: I'm happy for you.
Me: Do you mean that?
prettynitsrik asked: who is your girlfriend? are you willing to have a threesome with me? nice answers only please
prettynitsrik asked: are you ever going to get highlights again yes o r no
joaniepepperoni asked: what's your favorite thing to put in your butt
matt-t asked: HEY MONGO YOU ARE A TREASURE THIS IS NOT A QUESTION BUT A STATEMENT XOXO GOSSIP MATT
I'm drunk ask me shit if yo uwant →
Texting Tina Hair, Queen of the Damned, pt. 6
Me (finishing a story about my boss being a prudish piece of shit): ...and I said, "Well look at you on your high horse." Stupid cunt
Tina: No one thinks of you any better because you weren't social
Me: Just the opposite in fact, you sloppy virgin loser
Tina: I bet dolphins fuck more than you, how does that make you feel
Me: I bet your pussy is filled to the brim with moth balls, you insipid mole
Tina: I bet it kills you to accidentally brush against your clit