March 2012
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“Hi you’ve reached Lynn Burgess. At the tone, please leave me a message and...”
– My mom’s voicemail message
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“You’re just a scared little femme who can’t poop in public.”
– Kirstin
descamisados:
i found a sketchbook from when i was 12 that is empty except for where I wrote “I do things that are against the rules”
morguemusic:
“Hos Mig Igen” (ft. Coco O) (Xander...
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I Made a Music Blog... Again →
Sorry. I’m gay I need outlets.
This time I’m posting links to download the songs.
I want to be retarded with intelligence
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I can do what I want because I have a high IQ
Almost autistic
Fuck my holes
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Ben: I'm happy for you.
Me: Do you mean that?
Ben: Mhm.
Me: :')
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prettynitsrik asked: who is your girlfriend? are you willing to have a threesome with me? nice answers only please
prettynitsrik asked: are you ever going to get highlights again yes o r no
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joaniepepperoni asked: what's your favorite thing to put in your butt
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matt-t asked: HEY MONGO YOU ARE A TREASURE THIS IS NOT A QUESTION BUT A STATEMENT XOXO GOSSIP MATT
I'm drunk ask me shit if yo uwant →
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Texting Tina Hair, Queen of the Damned, pt. 6
Me (finishing a story about my boss being a prudish piece of shit): ...and I said, "Well look at you on your high horse." Stupid cunt
Tina: No one thinks of you any better because you weren't social
Me: Just the opposite in fact, you sloppy virgin loser
Tina: I bet dolphins fuck more than you, how does that make you feel
Me: I bet your pussy is filled to the brim with moth balls, you insipid mole
Tina: I bet it kills you to accidentally brush against your clit
