March 2012
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February 2012
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“Tame” | Pixies
If you’re going...
deevseverything asked: You know that cover of Baby from Adventure Time you did? Would you mind sending it to me? And also maybe some other covers? I love yo voice guuurl
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I get off on people talking to me about me
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In my shadow’s shelter, she shed tears She...
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Texting Tina Hair, Queen of the Damned, pt. 5
Me: I want to be slain
Tina: Poop on me
Me: Light your shit on fire and feed it to me, I want to taste the sins of beetles
Tina: Listen closely to my pee hitting the bowl, you can hear the sins of my raccoon past
Me: The bile of my asshole will purge you of the twisted crimes of clowns
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Tina: I want your skin to ruin me
Me: I want you to pump your phlegm in my ass and call me a fucking horse
Tina: I want you to put me into a greyhound race and humiliate me in front of the other dogs
Me: I want you to fart in my mouth while you knuckle fuck me in a barn, I want the chickens' screams to mortify me
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“I’m giving you up for adoption. And don’t come looking for me.”
– My mom, as we’re trying to buy Valentine’s Day cards
Oop
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bringtheruckuss asked: hey girl
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“One Heavy February” - Architecture In...
I can't take a person in a scrunchie seriously
“would you fuck a dog who had learned how to use a gun?”
– I HAVE A THINKING PROBLEM:
“No man can do what that sandwich did for me.”
– Janaye
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I made a mix for Valentine’s Day. And I really think I covered all the bases with it, even if only in song title alone. You got fights, you got doubts, you got the beginning of love, you got flirtation, you got it all. So listen to this and imagine you’re in love ok
Voltage
“Heart It Races” | Architecture In Helsinki
“Let’s Call It Off” (Girl Talk...
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“Young Love” (ft. Laura Marling) -...
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Texting Tina Hair, Queen of the Damned, pt. 4
Tina: Pinch my little asshole
Me: Pinch it til it turn black
Tina: Pinch it til it start to hate
Me: Til it start an empire
Tina: Til it's civilization collapse
Me: Til we hail satan once more
“That’s the thing of it is.”
– I work with scum sucking fucking mutts
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Scathing Bitch
Kirstin: Why are you up so early..
Me: I'm a professional woman and I have a job. Career even.
Kirstin: So you're a barista?
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I made a horror blog
I’ve been watching a lot of scary movies lately and I get so obsessed with the concepts. Instead of making you all endure that, I’ve just created a separate place for it.
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Watchdesperatelyseekingdeco:
dont even watch this.
but it’s sad that i know this.
“This is how it’s based off of.”
– The most disgusting sentence I’ve ever heard
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Texting Tina Hair, Queen of the Damned, pt. 3
Me: OHHH MY GOD. DRIVING IN DOWNTOWN WITH MY BOSSES AND WE PASSED BY A COMPANY CALLED SLOCUM Tina: GAHVRVEJGSNDNVECNHEHHSNNAGHAHDHXIJENE Tina: Whyyyyyy would you say “yeah this is a great name for my company!” Me: *poking cum* “Mom, why’s this cum so slow and BORING?” Tina: “Oh don’t make fun of the cum honey, he’s SLD”
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Tonight I went to a comedy show and then got invited to write for the comedy show starting probably next week so I hope I don’t get abducted before then
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Texting Tina Hair, Queen of the Damned, pt. 2
Tina: I want my ass to be like a donkey
Me: I want my ass to devastate a nation
Tina: I want my ass to deviate a plantation
Me: I want my ass to demonstrate claymation
