December 2011
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Suss just sent me 18 texts between 11:43 AM and...
11:43 AM - [Redacted], I want your wet pussy on my shower cap 11:57 AM - I want to strum your wet pussy like it were the guitar to my heart. I want your wet pussy to quack like a duck into my ears. I want your wet pussy to rain on my drought 12:02 PM - I want your wet pussy to floss my teeth and remove all the plaque. 12:03 PM - Does your wet pussy protect teeth from halitosis? 12:04 PM - How...
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And in conclusion I love bring the ruckuss dot tumblr dot com. And when we get married that’s gonna be what the pastor calls him at the altar.
“Do you Morgan ****** Burgess take Bring the Ruckuss Dot Tumblr Dot Com to be your lawlfully wetted husband”
bringtheruckuss asked: that was sent by my ambien alter ego the walrus is is complete control. its a party
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bringtheruckuss asked: lets get married. we dont have to like, be "in love" we just have to be in "regular love" and i got alot of reuglar love for you. and like, we dont HAVE to have sex even though i highly recommend it and you can have as many partners as you like or just one, whatever. but i think you'd agree that we would be a britichin married couple. we could start a school of fine arts...
We're in a potentially haunted hotel
Me: The ghosts are making me laugh.
Eric: You won't be laughing when one beats off in front of you.
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Jesus
I’m at Panera in the mall and it seems I can’t walk into ONE FUCKING STORE without running into no-name moon things I went to school with.
Oh, we dated in 7th grade and now I’m gay and you’re bisexual and you work at Express? Let’s fucking talk about it.
You are actually nice and sweet and so good with kids at the Disney store and I just can’t face the guilt...
Ways Horrible/Humorless People Respond To...
theidiotking:
“OKAYYYYYYY….“
“You’re WEIRD.”
“What are you smoking?” and/or “I want some of what YOU’RE on.”
<eye roll>
“Yeah… not so much.”
“Not sure what THAT was all about, but…”
“Riiiiiiiiiight.”
“Anywayyyyyyyyyyy…”
“Um, random much?”
“I never developed the social skills one needs to have a fun back and forth with someone, nor do I understand/know how to process humor, so...
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WatchI painted my nails go†h black and I bought a banjo
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WatchI like my job and I’m doing very well at it so far
like sincerely
two clients have already called me wonderful
“Morgan, your boobas are beautiful.”
– Will’s mom
“The first time I thought you were gay was when you were 3 and you were playing...”
– Mom (via wamiv-)
Now I gotta go see Will and Tina love you see ya
WatchI was trying to tell Will about my problems but he didn’t get it
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WatchI was gonna re-do this but actually I think this is as good it’ll git
Hey not to get all real with y’all but someone approached me last night asking to collaborate for a music project he’s working on and I just thought I’d put it out there that I am so down for collaborationz, AND SO
I don’t know how many of you are musically inclined but if y’all ever wanna work on something from across the nation via the internet with me you can...
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wamiv- asked: I just got out of a long hot bath, I am naked, I am listening to jazz, I drank half a bottle of red. Any idea of what I should do next to ensure ultimate chill?
pocketconversations asked: I want to be part of the "I Love Morgan" fan club.
matt-t asked: WUT IS SEX I'M SAVING MYSELF FOR MY WEDDING NIGHT NO KISSING UNTIL AT THE ALTER
thehauntedbutt asked: tell me how to fist and choke
noris512 asked: Should I go to this party tonight with coworkers and get shwasted for free or stay home, watch netflixs, order a pizza and eat my feelings?
cassthephat asked: thinking about u lately
joaniepepperoni asked: hey morg luv ya ok bye
notveryraven asked: I can't think of anything funny or insightful to say, I just wanted to get in on this shit
