October 2011
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interrobangin:
Just putting on the finishing touches!!!
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Commercial
What It Said: “If your child has cerebral palsy, it may be due to…”
What I Heard: “If your child has cerebral palsy, it may be doo doo.”
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Scariest Halloween
You know what I did? Ate a fucking pot brownie for the first time. I didn’t feel it for like an hour and a half, then I felt high. Then we watched Scream 4 which wasn’t scary but got to me later.
When I had to leave.
I go out to my car, it’s cold and I’m paranoid-high. Literally check my backseat for killers. None found.
Type in my home address to my phone’s...
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WillI wanna play a drinking game where we watch Garden State and every time...
– Will
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I made a Bandcamp thing →
This is my first “album” that I named Bang Thangs and it’s set at a name-your-price-but-at-least-one-dollar, but you know you can ask me and I’ll give you whatever you want for free
Also I will compile a free covers album, comprised of songs you’ve already heard me play before. Maybe a couple more.
Love, Morg
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What is ‘Neve’ short for anyway? Nevin?
– Max, re: Nevin Campbell
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Andrew and I are exploring our lives
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laceysigmon:
While i’m feeling funny tonight…I found this in my photobooth, and I figured I would share some knowledge about picking up a significant other for those who are looking.
First, ask someone’s name (duh)
Second, how old they are (pertinant information)
Third, their favorite animal (personality test)
Lastly, get your personality in there (its a two way street)
Done and done
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occupy cracker barrel.
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My ten year old cousin is renting a horse because...
Me: What's its name?
Lexi (unenthused): Geneva.
Me: Geneva?
Lexi: Yeah. I didn't name it.
(Short pause)
Lexi: I would have named it Puff.
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Could you laugh a little less O L ?
– A little girl to her sister as she laughed at her texts
This is me sharing my moves and style with mankind
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I keep a file of pick-up lines. Your smile
is bright enough to launch a...
– Moira Egan, from Bar Napkin Sonnets (via grammatolatry)
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Do you want to meet somewhere for a drink and a hug?
– Mom again.
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Texting Mom About Our New "Film"
Me: We're supposed to film another one on Friday.
Mom: Which?
Me: The one about having anxiety about pooping.
Mom: Oh, a reality show. I get it.
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