October 2011
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interrobangin: Just putting on the finishing touches!!!
Oct 31st
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Oct 31st
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Oct 31st
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Commercial
What It Said: “If your child has cerebral palsy, it may be due to…” What I Heard: “If your child has cerebral palsy, it may be doo doo.”
Oct 31st
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Oct 30th
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Scariest Halloween
You know what I did? Ate a fucking pot brownie for the first time. I didn’t feel it for like an hour and a half, then I felt high. Then we watched Scream 4 which wasn’t scary but got to me later. When I had to leave. I go out to my car, it’s cold and I’m paranoid-high. Literally check my backseat for killers. None found. Type in my home address to my phone’s...
Oct 30th
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“WillI wanna play a drinking game where we watch Garden State and every time...”
– Will
Oct 29th
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Listen“Lost Ones” (Xen Remix) - Lauryn Hill
Oct 28th
Oct 27th
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I made a Bandcamp thing →
This is my first “album” that I named Bang Thangs and it’s set at a name-your-price-but-at-least-one-dollar, but you know you can ask me and I’ll give you whatever you want for free Also I will compile a free covers album, comprised of songs you’ve already heard me play before. Maybe a couple more. Love,  Morg
Oct 25th
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Listen“The Love I’m Searching For”...
Oct 24th
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Oct 24th
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Oct 23rd
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“What is ‘Neve’ short for anyway? Nevin?”
– Max, re: Nevin Campbell
Oct 21st
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Oct 20th
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Oct 19th
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Oct 19th
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Andrew and I are exploring our lives
Oct 19th
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Oct 19th
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Oct 18th
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Oct 18th
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Oct 18th
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laceysigmon: While i’m feeling funny tonight…I found this in my photobooth, and I figured I would share some knowledge about picking up a significant other for those who are looking. First, ask someone’s name (duh) Second, how old they are (pertinant information) Third, their favorite animal (personality test) Lastly, get your personality in there (its a two way street) Done and done ...
Oct 17th
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occupy cracker barrel.
Oct 17th
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Oct 17th
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Listen“Lucy” - Morgan Burgess I wrote this...
Oct 17th
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Oct 16th
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My ten year old cousin is renting a horse because...
Me: What's its name?
Lexi (unenthused): Geneva.
Me: Geneva?
Lexi: Yeah. I didn't name it.
(Short pause)
Lexi: I would have named it Puff.
Oct 16th
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“Could you laugh a little less O L ?”
– A little girl to her sister as she laughed at her texts
Oct 16th
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This is me sharing my moves and style with mankind
Oct 16th
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Oct 16th
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Listen“Hey Sam” - Morgan Burgess This is a...
Oct 15th
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Oct 12th
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Listen“Velvet Elvis” - Alex Winston I know...
Oct 12th
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Oct 11th
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Oct 11th
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Listen“Sister Wife” (Star Slinger remix) -...
Oct 11th
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Oct 10th
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Listen:):):):):)):):):):)):)
Oct 10th
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Oct 9th
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Oct 8th
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Oct 8th
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Oct 7th
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Oct 6th
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“I keep a file of pick-up lines. Your smile is bright enough to launch a...”
– Moira Egan, from Bar Napkin Sonnets (via grammatolatry)
Oct 4th
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“Do you want to meet somewhere for a drink and a hug?”
– Mom again.
Oct 3rd
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Texting Mom About Our New "Film"
Me: We're supposed to film another one on Friday.
Mom: Which?
Me: The one about having anxiety about pooping.
Mom: Oh, a reality show. I get it.
Oct 3rd
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Oct 3rd
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Oct 3rd
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