After Drunk Phone Call
Me: What's up?
Luis: Did you get the tab?
Me: Yeah, I did.
Luis: I'll get you back.
Me: No prob. See ya.
Luis: See ya.
JUNIOR BEAR →
I made a tumblr for my amateur band. One day we will post interesting content on it. I promise.
I couldn’t stop saying this over and over in my car today.
alexis-cool: Rat poison doesn’t even work on me, it just makes me madder and scareder
matthewedwards: We accept the grilled cheese we think we deserve
I meant to go to the gym but I didn’t
But here it comes: You can (and should!) always be as Shoshanna-like as possible...– ‘Adulting’ Author Kelly Williams Brown’s Open Letters to the Girls of ‘Girls’ on How to Grow Up – Flavorwire Um, Kelly’s advice to Shoshanna is weirdly similar to a conversation I once had with two slightly older friends who sat me down and told me that they were genuinely worried about me going...
povcreampie asked: Tell us a story!!
edgarsucks asked: What do you buy to eat if you only have $5?
airportlife asked: been trying to figure out how I originally found your blog. and I was gonna come ask you that but now I'm here and I want to know about how you're gay instead.
I'm drunk embarrass me →
twitneyhouston: Coffee is dark but Cream is a ray of light; the Sugar packs, cocaine
I'm gonna do this every time I work this fucking... →
Four more hours y’all. Four.
yungest: I’m hoping they kill me off this season