Okay, okay I’ll just make you a key to the house, alright??
Someone hire me to frighten children.
I like to let the toll-by-plate people know my feelings directly.
Ben fucking Will, Will fucking Tina, Tina fucking Matt, Matt taking a phantom dick.
Remember when I promised to get my hair fixed?
Ask me what it’s like to have only beautiful, brilliant friends
I’m trying to write this post without sounding like a dick and it’s not easy. On several separate occasions I have offered artists money for their work, requesting prices via email and never getting a response or sometimes actually completing an entire PayPal transaction and then having my money refunded with no explanation. I assume the explanation is that you currently do not have the piece I wanted, and do not intend to create additional prints of it even, but my god. Take it off your site then or let me know. This happens like three out of five times in my dealings with artists. I am not a capitalist shit head who thinks, “I GIVE YOU MY MONEY, YOU OWE ME SOMETHING!” But damn. Throw me a bone. Give me an explanation. Stop curling up in a ball of anxiety and pretending you never heard from me. I would respect an artist more if they were like, “Hey thanks for your interest but I’m busy with something else at the time, maybe in x amount of days/weeks/months I can get back with you or you can drop me a line and we’ll see what we can work out,” as opposed to just floating away off the earth of the internet.
ANYWAY I LOVE YOU ARTISTS PLEASE FUCKING ACKNOWLEDGE ME