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bernice is just a vague black figure
Sep 2, 2014 / 8 notes

bernice is just a vague black figure

Besos putas tinatinabrown absolutelyindecisive
Aug 31, 2014 / 22 notes
tinatinabrown:

We flirtin’

The people I truly care for in this world can be counted on my two hands and these dykes are both of my middle fingers.
Aug 31, 2014 / 12 notes

tinatinabrown:

We flirtin’

The people I truly care for in this world can be counted on my two hands and these dykes are both of my middle fingers.

Aug 29, 2014 / 18 notes

Country music?

I’m in charge of music for my boss’s Halloween party but my simple, naive coworkers want me to play SOME country music which I fucking hate. The only thing I’m open to is Florida Georgia Line because I can’t deny a good hook. Can anyone suggest not so shitty country music that I won’t want to gouge my eyes out listening to? Mostly looking for new stuff to appease the loser masses so don’t tell me Johnny Cash. TYIA

Aug 28, 2014 / 110 notes

wamiv-:

I’ve gotten more backlash on that post where I said being an accountant would suck than I got when I made those Anne Frank diary entries where her iPhone went off during a Nazi raid 

(via sloppyvirginloser)

prettynitsrik:

"Excuse me, Fred, I’m trying to trade"
Aug 28, 2014 / 19 notes

prettynitsrik:

"Excuse me, Fred, I’m trying to trade"

Aug 28, 2014 / 14 notes

I accidentally posted Nicole’s phone number and couldn’t think of a better way to repost this.

EDIT: From my PHONE ANYWAY, Joanie.
Aug 27, 2014 / 58,431 notes

Holy FUCKING shit.

(via chachamuldowney)

Aug 27, 2014 / 650 notes
He lit a cigarette. His glass of whiskey lit a cigarette. “I can only truly love my dead best friend,” he said, “but not in a gay way. Women wouldn’t understand. They’re too gay.” Both of the cigarettes agreed.
from Mallory Ortberg’s hilarious “Male Novelist Jokes.” (via coketalk)

(via renadf)

Aug 26, 2014 / 3,731 notes