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Aug 28, 2014 / 109 notes

wamiv-:

I’ve gotten more backlash on that post where I said being an accountant would suck than I got when I made those Anne Frank diary entries where her iPhone went off during a Nazi raid 

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prettynitsrik:

"Excuse me, Fred, I’m trying to trade"
Aug 28, 2014 / 19 notes

prettynitsrik:

"Excuse me, Fred, I’m trying to trade"

Aug 28, 2014 / 13 notes

I accidentally posted Nicole’s phone number and couldn’t think of a better way to repost this.

EDIT: From my PHONE ANYWAY, Joanie.
Aug 27, 2014 / 35,899 notes

Holy FUCKING shit.

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Aug 27, 2014 / 481 notes
He lit a cigarette. His glass of whiskey lit a cigarette. “I can only truly love my dead best friend,” he said, “but not in a gay way. Women wouldn’t understand. They’re too gay.” Both of the cigarettes agreed.
from Mallory Ortberg’s hilarious “Male Novelist Jokes.” (via coketalk)

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Aug 26, 2014 / 2,888 notes
Aug 26, 2014 / 22 notes

Not to talk about LA but

sloppyvirginloser:

I just booked a flight to visit September 3 through September 7. Does anyone stable want to host me? I’ll get a hotel if I must but that’s an ungodly expense if there are any warm souls out there.

Thank you for your time. Eat ass and light candles.

This topic is now closed. Submit your resumés next season. 

Aug 25, 2014 / 22 notes

Not to talk about LA but

I just booked a flight to visit September 3 through September 7. Does anyone stable want to host me? I’ll get a hotel if I must but that’s an ungodly expense if there are any warm souls out there.

Thank you for your time. Eat ass and light candles.

A rare moment of intimacy.
Aug 23, 2014 / 18 notes

A rare moment of intimacy.

I’m embarrassed but I’m a little inebriated and brave enough to share my whole blogging world. Apart from my main blog I have
1) A blog for my band that only ever recorded two songs.
2) A blog where I reblog pictures of cute boys.
3) An Adventure Time blog
4) A blog where I reblog pictures of cute girls.
5) A music blog.
6) A blog where I reblog art shit.
7) A blog where I post scary shit.
8) A blog I made to post every picture of myself for Andrew K.
9) A blog where I post nice things that people have texted me.
10) A blog where I could keep track of money stuff (inspired by mrmoneymustache.com)
11) A blog where I reblog pictures of nature… that I would bang?
I’m literally sweating because from embarrassment. I mean to say because of embarrassment but it’s too late.
EDIT: I accidentally skipped the blog where I post pictures of girls with their dead grandmothers. 
Aug 22, 2014 / 28 notes

I’m embarrassed but I’m a little inebriated and brave enough to share my whole blogging world. Apart from my main blog I have

1) A blog for my band that only ever recorded two songs.

2) A blog where I reblog pictures of cute boys.

3) An Adventure Time blog

4) A blog where I reblog pictures of cute girls.

5) A music blog.

6) A blog where I reblog art shit.

7) A blog where I post scary shit.

8) A blog I made to post every picture of myself for Andrew K.

9) A blog where I post nice things that people have texted me.

10) A blog where I could keep track of money stuff (inspired by mrmoneymustache.com)

11) A blog where I reblog pictures of nature… that I would bang?

I’m literally sweating because from embarrassment. I mean to say because of embarrassment but it’s too late.

EDIT: I accidentally skipped the blog where I post pictures of girls with their dead grandmothers.